14 funiest jokes ever

1. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
2. Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
3. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE!
4. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
5. What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
6. What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
7. Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?”
8. A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”
9. I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
10. What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?…Ba-na-na-naaa!
11. What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. (finish this joke in your head)
13. Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop!
14. What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!