14 short jokes peperespeperes

1. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
2. What’s the last thing that goes thru a bug’s mind as he hits the windshield? His butt.
3. Knock knock- who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub I’m dwounding!
4. The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
5. What goes “ha ha thump”? A man laughing his head off.
6. What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.
7. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
8. Why are pirates so mean? I don’t know, they just arrrrrrrrr!
9. Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
10. What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
11. Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the forest?
12. Who’s there?” … “Control freak. Okay now you say, ‘Control freak who?”
13. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? It’s nacho cheese.
14. What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor? A knight light.