15 jokes funiest ever (keep calm and do not you laugh)

1. What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor? A knight light.
2. Have you heard about corduroy pillows?! They’re making headlines!
3. Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum Tish!
4. There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted.
5. What do you call a sleepwalking nun… A roamin’ Catholic.
6. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
7. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
8. Why did the orange stop? Because, it ran outta juice.
9. What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOO!
11. Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone? He couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for.
12. Knock knock…who’s there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? Ooooo gross! (now do you get the earlier one?)
13. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
14. Why did the stop light turn red??? You would too if you had to change in the middle if the street!
15. Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast